I was going to post about how pathetic I am. I was thinking of using the term Mayor of Patheticville.

But that didn't really seem like enough so I decided to elevate my status to President of Patheticland.

And then I thought 'Why stop there? I have no competition'. I can be the Supreme Chancellor of the United Federation of the Pathetic Universe!

While I'm at it I could just be the Goddess of Patheticism.

So WAS going to write a post all about how pathetic I am. But really, if you've read this far, you can see for yourself. :)