I don't know if Dawn is my best friend anymore. No. Not because she moved away leaving me stranded in this hell hole but because as she was leaving she left my daughter with a tube of the REDDEST most GARISH lipstick on the planet!

I don't have a problem with lipstick, generally. But this stuff is the kind that's semi-liquid and therefore very wet. Very messy. VERY RED! And irresistible to a six year old!

So Katharine has been wandering around like a clown-hooker for the last 4 days!

If you see Dawn in passing please kick her ass and tell her I miss her!