I've decided that purely in the interest of research and education I am going to take a little trip to Umatilla. With a pocket full of ones. I was planning to go this past weekend but between the wind and the rain (hurricane? ;) ) I decided I was going to be a wuss and not venture beyond my home state. My final destination is a little place called Riverside. Been there?

I just looked at a website and saw they only have a stage show, not private dances. If this is the case I will be very disappointed. Mostly I wanted to go to see a lap dance. I wanted to study the finer points of the dance for use at home. I figure since I don't get to see my husband in the quantity he would prefer I should attempt to compensate with top quality... We'll see.

So anyone want to come with me? I'm feeling a little nervous venturing out there all on my own. It's a legitimately educational trip. :)