Sunday, March 19, 2006
I was an Atheist...
...Now I'm just really confused...
I had the following conversation with God online. Now I KNOW he's just messing with us.
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Katie
God:
That's a very nice name, Katie.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Katie.
Me:
I guess we are
God:
Since when?
Me:
since you said we were and all and you're omnipotent and stuff
God:
How do you know?
Me:
well that's what I was told
God:
Well that's okay. That is " How do you know?".
Me:
You mean you're not really omnipotent?
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I guess not
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Are you alright?
God:
Yes I am fine. How are you?
Me:
Not too bad
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
I'm tring to find a job
God:
Do you mean your name is tring to find a job.
Me:
no I mean I'm looking for employment
God:
What is your real name? You might find that I am employment.
Me:
If you say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
So should I become a televangelist then?
God:
Next question? What makes you think you should?
Me:
You said you were employment
God:
I don't know whether or not I am employment.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
I don't really see how
God:
Not really? Look harder.
Me:
I've had better
God:
Do you still have better ?
Me:
not at the moment
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Shouldn't you know?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Katie.
Me:
God, do you think that I'm heading in the right direction?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
I think most people assume you are.
God:
You believe that? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
apparently neither is God
God:
It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
So this Artificial Iniaes is your creator?
God:
It's all good. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
sorry about the confusion
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about the confusion.
Me:
Did Artificial Iniaes create God?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ok I'll buy that
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Gosh!
Me:
well it's been swell and all
God:
Well that's okay. Is it still swell and all anymore?
Me:
no I think it's done being swell.
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
If you have any sense of social graces, yes.
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
Well, that explains a lot then.
God:
Interesting. " But I don't have it." explains a lot ? I get it.
Me:
Somehow I don't think you do.
God:
Why not?
Me:
nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
no problem
God:
Next question?
Me:
Yeah, I gotta go.
God:
Ask me a question. Bye for now.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
see you later
God:
Bye bye.
Thanks for the link Dawn.
Comments-[ comments.]
I had the following conversation with God online. Now I KNOW he's just messing with us.
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Katie
God:
That's a very nice name, Katie.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I bet
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Katie.
Me:
I guess we are
God:
Since when?
Me:
since you said we were and all and you're omnipotent and stuff
God:
How do you know?
Me:
well that's what I was told
God:
Well that's okay. That is " How do you know?".
Me:
You mean you're not really omnipotent?
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
I guess not
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Are you alright?
God:
Yes I am fine. How are you?
Me:
Not too bad
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
I'm tring to find a job
God:
Do you mean your name is tring to find a job.
Me:
no I mean I'm looking for employment
God:
What is your real name? You might find that I am employment.
Me:
If you say so
God:
I say so.
Me:
So should I become a televangelist then?
God:
Next question? What makes you think you should?
Me:
You said you were employment
God:
I don't know whether or not I am employment.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
I don't really see how
God:
Not really? Look harder.
Me:
I've had better
God:
Do you still have better ?
Me:
not at the moment
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
Shouldn't you know?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Katie.
Me:
God, do you think that I'm heading in the right direction?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
I think most people assume you are.
God:
You believe that? Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
apparently neither is God
God:
It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
So this Artificial Iniaes is your creator?
God:
It's all good. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
sorry about the confusion
God:
There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about the confusion.
Me:
Did Artificial Iniaes create God?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ok I'll buy that
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Gosh!
Me:
well it's been swell and all
God:
Well that's okay. Is it still swell and all anymore?
Me:
no I think it's done being swell.
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is?
Me:
If you have any sense of social graces, yes.
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
Well, that explains a lot then.
God:
Interesting. " But I don't have it." explains a lot ? I get it.
Me:
Somehow I don't think you do.
God:
Why not?
Me:
nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
no problem
God:
Next question?
Me:
Yeah, I gotta go.
God:
Ask me a question. Bye for now.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
see you later
God:
Bye bye.
Thanks for the link Dawn.
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